Someone who’s never worked on an event in their life but sits on the keyboard, “couch” or at dinners and gives unsolicited advice. They can be recognized because sentences usually start with the statement : YOU SHOULD
Jaden: You know what “you should” do to make your event better
Promoter: yeh
Jaden: Thriller at the zombie walk
Promoter: you should start working on your choreography for next year. Stop being a couch promoter.
Carol: You know what “you should” do to make your event better
Promoter: yeh
Carol: I don’t like the music you picked. You should have house music inventor David Guetta and our local DJs make it danceable.
Promoter: we put out a call to musicians Carol if they wanted to they could have played or you could have suggested it too!
Carol: I don’t want to be a part of all that, I just want to have fun.
Promoter: thanks for being a couch promoter carol.
Person who spends too much time licking a female's private parts that he/she gets no work done and is consequently failing at work/school. The person doing this would have their chin on the couch.
"That guy is always failing his courses because he spends all of his time licking box. He's a couch chin."
The act of, slapping tacos out of said people's mouths
Slap the taco out ya mouth, "green couch"
- Action Bronson
similar to a normal bussy, a couch bussy is a lazy, alcohol addicted femboy that has doritos, redbull and xbox 360 controllers on stand by as well as a bussy that smells like tony hawk's panties from 2003.
Yo i just bust a fat nut in a couch bussy the other day and now my dick smells like doritos
When a girl looks like she’s been sitting on the couch for to long and her ass looks bloated
That girl really has a couch ass. That thing looks bloated
What farts are blamed on when there is no dog available.
I heard that!
Damn couch frogs!
The theatre couch is a term describing the piece of furniture in a theatre's green room, of which many members of said theatre has had intercourse on.
Did you see Jimmy and Kate on the theatre couch?
Don't sit on the theatre couch unless you like unplanned pregnancies.