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A hooker that pretends to be a woman, but you realize later that it is in fact a man.
A friend of mine picked up some love for sale down on Santa Monica Blvd., but it turned out that "she" had crowded pants.
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My girlfriend wore yoga pants today. I was excessively attracted to her and constantly wanted to touch her.
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what happened when preps stole the idea from the outcasts of society. Basically, Abercrombie and other preppy stores started selling them for 50$ after they were at Kohls for 10. Mostly stolen from ska kids.
Prep: Look, i got these cool plaid pants for 75$ at American Eagle!!
Kid: ... guess what loser, i've had these for 3 years before everyone and got them for 10$ at kohls.
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v.intr. When a woman get's her man off, by rubbing and stroking his penis through (on top) of his pants. To masturbate with clothing on. Often, the female sits in the man's lap and does it so that no one else knows he's dying of pleasure.
Eric: Fuuuck, Alysha knows how to get a man off, over the pants. I came right there on the couch.
Jason: That bitch won't touch me.
Kyle: Oh god, she rubbed her clit back and forth on my knee, while giving me an over the pants. My boxers where almost covered in cum, but I took her upstairs.
Jason: SHUT THE FUCK UP MAN.
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A term of endearment for someone who is ridiculously smart, athletic, cute, has amazing eyes, and can please their significant other in bed.
Tiffany: So what did you do over break?
Mary: Oh, my pooky pants visited me, and we watched basketball and played Guitar Hero.
My pooky pants got us tickets right behind home plate for the Cubs game.
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The pants you got really drunk in. Often times, you will wake up wearing them. Other times, you may find them on the floor or someplace random. Inside the pockets you may or may not find your keys, your wallet, your cell phone, wadded up dollar bills, and pieces of paper with other people's phone numbers.
Man, I found so many pairs of drunk pants in the hamper. It's like I made $15 doing laundry.
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1. Pants that are worn by one or more ninjas.
2. Pants that have incredible ninja powers and qualities. (they can grapple-hook onto the white house without being seen!)
3. Pants that once belonged to a ninja but have been stolen by a secret organization of samurai who hate ninjas and their pants because of their supernessness.
The ninja pants saved the world from the evil samurai socks who eat people's stanky feet sauce.
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