max pen

maximum security penitentiary

I'm in lockdown at the county max pen

Tit Pen

A pen in the tit pocket on a shirt

may i use the pen that is in your pocket, your tit pen?

Pen osha

slang for female reproduction part in spanish

Greetings from Pen Osha, located way down south

Pen-iss

The Idea that there is no God. Or god is dead.

Wow. You believe in God? I think pen-iss

Poo Pen

Opposite of a ghost poo, when you keep wiping and poo is still there. The poo is like ink. Poo Pen,

Sam - Dude I went for a shit and I had poo pen and I couldn't stop wiping.

Alex - Just use a baby wipe -you animal.

Full pen

Full penetration. Usually in reference to sex, especially sex acts on screen.

“Shia recently did a movie with an intense sex scene. Rumor has it they went full pen.”

Prison Pen

A Prison Pen is a form of improvised writing instrument, which is achieved when one defecates just enough to extend past the buttocks and holds it there. The extended fecal matter is then used as a writing device in a manner similar to that of a mechanical pencil.

Person 1: Our boat is destroyed! How are we going to send an SOS?

Person 2: well there's a large rock face over there, we could use our Prison Pens

Person 1: I hate you so f**king much. If we starve I'm eating you first.