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When you're in a situation and the way you choose to resolve it is motivated by your fear.
- While playing Call of Duty: WarZone
Terry: Why does Allen keep running away from engagements with the enemy? We could really use the backup.
Kai: Allen is a master of the "fear play" where his actions are primarily motivated by fear.
Allen: Yes you're both absolutely correct! One day I will learn how to back up my team and stop shaming my family name.
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1.When one plays "baseball" they are talking about how far you got to sex. Getting to first base meaning you just madeout with your boyfriend or girlfriend. Getting to second base is basically strip making out, or making out naked,as well as handjobs and finger. Geting to third base is head (blowjobs) and eating. Hitting a homerun is having sex.
Guy 1- "Dude, I hear you were playing baseball with Jane last night?"
Guy 2- "Yeah man! 3rd base man!"
Guy 1- "Damn man, you almost hit a homer?"
Guy 2- "Almost..."
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When a male has sex with an extremely loose female, both partners agree to play a game. The man attempts to insert his penis into the woman's vagina without touching any walls. If his penis does touch the wall, she screams and he loses.
That girl was so loose, it was like playing operation!
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In anticipation of a rather lengthy shit, one brings their guitar into the bathroom to pass the time.
I always play better when I'm playing the shitar
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In Texas Hold'em, using the five community cards on the board as your best hand, disregarding your hole cards.
If the community cards are all hearts and nobody has one in their hands, everyone plays the board and splits the pot.
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Crossing a busy street. Named after the video game Frogger, where you play a frog attempting to do such.
Trying to cross the boulevard, playing Frogger with my life.
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pick up line used on woman or men(i don't judge).
"wanna play pirate" "whats that" "we go under the sheets and find the booty"
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