Pussy press

To go on a media outlet and confront them in FaceTime or through a video game instead of real life.

Why didn't you talk to me in real life instead of doing a (pussy press)

Pressed Hotdog

Like a pressed ham but use the ol’ wiener instead of the butt. Press your hotdog into the glass.

I’ll see your pressed ham & raise you with a pressed hotdog.

Pressing ham

When two dudes greet eachother, in a non-gay way, by lifting their shirts and pressing their bare fat guys together.

Two dudes: "Hey dude how's it going?" * They Press ham

Dude over there: "wtf was that!?"

Two dudes together: "it's pressing ham man! Best way to greet someone!"

Catch a press

Basically to have sex

I am going to catch a press with my friend's mother.

Press Bait

To pre-drink for a night out.

Let's press bait at mine before we go out on the gash hunt

press bait

The act of creating headline worthy news to cover up scummy behavior.

Person 1: This program I use just removed a popular feature... I can't believe it!
Person 2: Ah, but that was a press bait; they recently changed their terms of service to take custody of your baby.

Pickle Press

PICKLE PRESS. PRESS. THAT. SHIT. AHHHHHHRGHRHGRHRHHHHH. So what is a pickle press you may ask?

Pickle press: the act of cooling the warm moist pickle on the nice and cool window. OR. the act of trying to get the pickle stuck IN WINTER TIME BECAUSE YOU ARE A MANIAC. anyway. Remember gizmoa lovely innocent cat. never. EVER. EVER PICKLE PRESS IN THE WINTER. Gizmo: *meow*. don't worry the cat will be JUST FINE. anyway. let's put the pickle press into a greater context of deeper understanding while we transcend into the wilker milker galaxy AND FIND THE ULTIMATE GIZMO PICKLE.

Gizmocat: *meows innocently*

(HELP. HELP ME. HELP HELP)

Kelly Gordys women: GORDY!

Gordy is at the window with his pickle up against the glass.

So now we are here and you have reached the end. Now you have a deeper UNDERSTANIDNG. sorry. Um. deeper understanding. of... THE PICKLE PRESS.