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Shane van Alstyne's are a rare breed. They are so majestic in the bed with other men it is crazy. Although he normally lacks in package, he makes up with his naughty words and rough play with men. If you ever find yourself with a Shane van Alstyne, be ready for a good time.
Man1: Dude, I was with a Shane van Alstyne last night. He was so good
Man2: I can tell because of how sore you look.
A WWE wrestler, son of Vince Mac Mahon and former owner of RAW. The most leet wrestler ever. Lets see that pussy rock do a coast to coast from 50 ft in the air.
Here comes the money, Dolla Dolla
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A sweet suga shane is a very good looking, charming, sweet, silly, goofy, loving, AWESOME guy. He will make you the happiest girl a live and love you for who you are. He will make a girl the luckiest girl out there.
See that guy? Thats my Sweet suga shane
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Someone who makes fun of minorities and sexualized a child.
Friend: Shane Dawson just got cancelled
Me: what?! Why?!
Friend: he sexualized a little girl 5years ago.
Me: awww:( I used to support him:(
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Mask shane piano... disturbing to some and scary to others.
Its a video published in 2012 where a man had his face covered in clay then the clay dries on his eyes then proceeds to play the piano in front of him.
Chad 1:"Have you seen Mask Shane Piano?"
Chad 2:"Yeah,kinda creepy and cool on how he plays it blind."
Touching your cat/having bestiality
Man: Alright kitty, I'm going to you put catnip on my peen
Cat: pls stop shane dawson-ing me I can't do it it
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A pure soul that understands the minds of other humans and uses his gift and heart in his platform! Shane & Opera.....basically the same! Nothing greater than a person opening the deepest reality of other humans to prove that we all should have faith in everyone! He's a gift to everyone! Shane gains all his fame by helping others gain more fame as well! He's overall a blessing and his personality is exactly what we all should aim to be!!!! He just cares a lot about other ppl....plain and simple!!
"Shane Dawson, the next president of the United States!"
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