Tool Shop

A person who is the most annoying one-upper, douche bag ,tool around, a tool of such unimaginable proportion the term "Tool shop" is the only thing large enough to describe this individual .

They are quite literally the mother of all tools .

Ruth: "Did you hear that guy ?"

Ben: "Yeah what a tool "

Ruth: "He was more than that Ben ! , he was a total tool shop !! a fucking B and Q superstore !!"

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coupon-shopping

When someone takes a coupon book to the store and buys only the things that are in it. usually results in large amounts of spendings, justified by the amount saved.

mom went coupon-shopping today and spent over $300, but it was okay because she saved almost $50 extra!

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Christman Shopping

The manly art of going out the week before Christmas and buying yourself a gift that you really, really want thus causing your friends/family to return the one that they bought you that you hadn't opened yet.

Him: "So I really wanted a new leather coat and I saw this on a Christmas Eve sale and bought it for myself. It's my way of Christman shopping"

Her: "I guess the one that I bought for you can go to the homeless shelter for Christmas. At least they'll appreciate it"

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Ukulele Shops

the cyber world's easiest music instrument shop ... get the coolest ukulele brand made in the USA ... see how they stand strong while all others fall flat on their face

Attractive Beach Chic: I REALLY like your little ukulele ...

Beach Dude: thanks, I pluck its skinny little G-string (C, E and A, too) and it screams out the warmest vibes

Beach Chic: ooohhh, did you notice my little G-string bikini?

Beach Dude: Hey Soul Sister, I don't wanna miss a single thing you do, tonight ... but right now, I just wanna keep strummin'

Check out Ukulele Shops at:
www(dot)ukuleleshops.wordpress(dot)com

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voyeuristic shopping

deriving satisfaction by watching others buy various things in the market.

He is a skinflint and hardly goes shopping in a chic market; however, he visits such a market so as to enjoy himself by watching other shoppers. In other words, he likes voyeuristic shopping.

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soap shop

A place where women rub female customers until they ejaculate

Guy 1 : Oh snap i forgot my soap at the soap shop
Guy 2 speaks quietly : Why would you even want to bring your semen with you?
Guy 1 : What?
Guy 2 : What?

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smoke shop

A cannabis dispensary, usually in California or some other legal state

Ty Dolla $ign: We gon' hit the smoke shop we gon' get high

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