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What my grandmother told me every time I complained about something that was unfair.
If life was fair there would only be one bra size.
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honestly, I don't even know what to type here. ill probably just put something from meet the engineer, but I give up on trying to understand this god-forsaken universe. so in conclusion, if you hear some weeb say this, the answer is to use a gun, and if that don't work... use the gun on yourself.
oh man, that killer vampire woman sure does have some big fat gargantuan gallon sized mommy milkers, i wanna shit on her chest.
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meaning that regardless if you have a small or large penis, as long as you give the girl pleasure, then you have absolutely nothing to worry about
girl: how big is your cock?
guy: 6 inches
girl: ok, i'll go with that
guy: you need to understand that it ain't all about the size of the boat, it's about the motion in the ocean
girl: yeah, yeah whatever.
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the size of someone's handwriting can determine the type of personality they have. People with small handwriting tend to be shy, studious and meticulous, whereas outgoing people who love attention will have larger handwriting.
the size of someone's handwriting can determine the type of personality they have. People with small handwriting tend to be shy, studious and meticulous, whereas outgoing people who love attention will have larger handwriting.
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To graphically dream of a "jumbo" can of sugary soft drink.
Sticky-sweet libation aside, lots of guys and gals alike often "fanta-size" about huge genitals, either on their own bodies or on those of their significant other.
A male human with the name/nickname of “Landen” has a dick size of approximately 1.74 inches, according to an Oxford University study.
Hey look at that fuckboy Landen over there! Landen’s dick size of 1.74 inches. What a faggot!