When you're texting one of your homies and you accidently slip a kiss at the end because your fingers are retarded!
Me: "Hey Tom. Still hungover. Good game bro. I think that stripper was totally into you. Fancy a beer soon? x"
Tom: "Er....WTF"
Me: "Sorry total kiss slip bro!"
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A crazy funky dance created by Amos Halftrack. Was first done on April 10, 2011. In order to prepare for this dance, punch or some other liquid must be spilled on the ground so as to make the other person slip in it. Thus creating the image of dancing although it is not. It often ends with the person slamming down onto their bottom with a loud WHOMP sound.
Papa Amos: Hey, wanna dance? There's 'Why Don't We Just Dance' is playing.
Marty: Well, of course. We're gonna have to do the Halftrack Slip here. I'll go get that punch bowl and dump it on the ground. (she takes the punch bowl and pours it on the floor)
Papa Amos: Well, here goes nothing. (He slips and crashes into Sergeant Snorkel who starts laughing at him)
Orville: What is this? This dance looks fun!
Papa Amos: Its the Halftrack Slip. Its the latest craze here at Camp Swampy. Why don't you try it? (he hands Sgt. Snorkel a cup of punch which Sgt. Snorkel pours on the floor)
Stainy: Sweet heavenly angels! This dance is going to slip us all the way back to heaven!
Marty: You're right! We'll be slipping our way through this old swamp until we called up to the Pearly Gates. (she starts rotfl)
Papa Amos: This is more than the Halftrack Slip. Its also the Camp Swampy Stomp!
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A Facebook misspelling that delivers an unintentionally textual freudian slip for all to see.
Joe: Be sure you bring them boobs too, girl!
Anna: ??
Joe: Shit. Facebookian Slip!! Books, bring them BOOKS!
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21st century slipping of the tongue. Can technically include accidental replies or grammar mistakes...
"ahhh man, I didn't mean to send that! Total slip of the thumb there, apologies!" - In reference to a message sent to someone by mistake, or that accidental !,? or word that likes to randomly make itself a plural....
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When you shit and you wipe but your ass is wet/slippery from taking a shower/bath.
Bro yesterday after taking a shower, i took a shit and wiped but there was nothing on the toilet paper because i had slip ass.
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An unintentional error regarded as revealing the opposite of one's subconscious feelings.
Daniel: I haven't heard you sing.
Sofia: That's good.
Daniel: :D
Daniel: *D:
Daniel: Excuse my Naiduerfian Slip. I do really want to hear you sing.
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When intercourse is happening, and contact is lost, causing the male genitalia to slam into the female.
"Man, I totally got peck slipped last night and it hurt so bad!"
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