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Excessive sweating in armpit area due to playing excessive amounts of nintendo 64 smash bros.
I got douched off the edge 4 times and all my kills got stolen causing me to have massive smash stains
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Noun (athletic slang): a wrestling technique in which an aggressor female thrusts her torso against the torso of her combatant, the object being to upset the balance of the combatant and thereby obtain confrontational advantage.
In the now-famous "Miller Lite Catfight" TV commercial, Tonya Ballinger uses the boob smash against her erstwhile opponent, Kitana Baker, in the cement mixing tray.
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v. (state of being) When a person has played Super Smash Bros. entirely too much, and can no longer stand the game.
It is not uncommon for a person who is "smashed out" to feel nauseous or enraged when in the same room as people playing Super Smash Bros.
"No, seriously guys, I'm smashed out. Turn that off, lets watch some TV."
"Dude, if you keep playing now you're going to be smashed out later tonight when we have nothing else to do."
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Smash Account: Originally derived from the phrase "I got that bitch on smash", this term shares close ties with the much more frequently utilized booty call. A poor man's Little Black Book, a typical smash account is a gentleman’s virtual directory of possible “booty calls” at a given time. Women included in this mental compilation are subject to a plethora of vile and degrading sex-acts (see Cincinnati Bowtie & Rusty Trombone), and as a rule of thumb are usually unaware of their peers on the list. While Smash Accounts themselves are invaluable, their rosters are disposable and frequently updated.
"Gave this bitch a little yatch and she hit me with some dome in the bathroom; time to update the old smash account"
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When someone uses the bathroom at a place of business to take a shit without buying anything. It is often accompanied by weak attempts masquerade as a paying customer, followed by a quick exit from the building.
On the way back from camping, I had to pull a smash and dash at the Taco Bell. It was the only place around for miles.
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To have sex with. It's pretty simple to interpret.
She's had a few coolers, it's time to smash box.
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