Test day

A test that happens on a Tuesday Wednesday or Friday and no one likes it except brainiac kids and autistic kids

God fucking danmit another test day that the third time this week

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testes forest

What Borat calls his pubic hair. This is apparently a direct translation of a Kazakh metaphorical term for the pubic bush, male or female.

I go for wax job in U S and A, and when I return to my home town of Kusek, my testes forest already grow back! Very nice!

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besties with testes

Besties with testes is a non profit orginazation for testicular Cancer awareness. Based out of denver colorado, and expanded to Phoenix Arizona Besties with testes brings Cancer awareness in a fun way Uncle Sam wants YOU to touch your self. Check your nuts early detection saves lives. 1 in 5 men aged 15-35+ will be diagnosed with testicular Cancer if caught early enough if is curable.

Besties with testes is a great non profit!

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Rape Test

The act of sneaking up on someone in an attempt to determine whether they are prepared to elude an aggressive sexual assault

Roommate1: How did Bridget do on her rape test last night?

Roommate2: Judging by the fact that she was passed out in front of the apartment door... I'd say she failed

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friend test

when you call your entire friendship into question and force them into doing something.

dude, friend test!

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Teste-moany

The guttural sound/moan a man makes when he ejaculates.

Judging by George's brief teste-moany, I believe he just came inside me.

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Pinkie Test

A method created due to the movie "Teeth" where a vagina with a full set of chompers bites off a dick.

When one is overly paranoid after seeing the film, a pinkie is carefully put in the vagina first inorder to be sure there won't be any "surprises."

Shit - I just saw the movie "Teeth" and will NEVER be the same again. I vow to forever use the pinkie test.

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