a bad pun used in some animes where ghosts are in/mentioned in an episode
From Yu-Gi-Oh!
"It's me Kaiba, and this time you don't stand, a ghost of a chance!"
"Yugi. You don't stand a ghost of a chance against your next opponent because this time, he is a ghost!"
"I'm afraid you don't stand a ghost of a chance in a duel against me!"
From Pokemon
"Hey girl! You can't take him! You haven't got a ghost of a chance!"
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Ragged trash bags that are infinitely stuck in tree branches.
What's that in the tree behind Jamal's apartment ..oh it's just a ghetto-ghost.
A maniac with the mentality of a 15 year old teen who is so gud at the drums that he can bring back the dead.
Demon Child: I wish Grandma wasn’t dead
Ghost Johnson: Hellllllooooooooo
Demon Child: What’s up with this ad about resurrection
Ghost Johnson: I play the Drums soo gud, that I bring back the dead
Demon Child: REALLY!!!
Ghost Johnson: Time to do a drum solo
“Intense Drumming”
Ghost Johnson: Bring back grandma!
Demon Child: It’s actually working!
Demon Child: OH MY GOD SHE DOESNT HAVE ANY SKIN
Ghost Johnson: No refunds
Nico di Angelo's title given to him in a prophecy that nobody but himself calls him.
"I'm not your sunshine, Will! I'm the ghost king! Fear me!" - Nico di Angelo twice a week
"Your so adorable." - Will
When someone with a very distinctive mole gets it removed, but you can still picture it on their face.
Person 1: Check out her insta, she got her mole removed!!
Person 2: No way... isn’t that it right there?
Person 1: Dude that’s just the shadow
Person 2: Shadow? Or.... GHOST MOLE??
another term for masturbation. it originally meant when a touchscreen laptop opens apps and shit by itself, without anyone touching it.
Tom tends to ghost touch himself when he's alone.
Ghost Hitler, is the worst ghost you can imagine and finds that he fucks up your day.
Dude A "Dude you spilled your beer" Dude b "Damn you Ghost Hitler"
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