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The act of having sexual intercourse inside of a chimney
Where are Mom and Dad it's Christmas Eve?
They're by the tree Santa Cocking
An orgy activity in which several men lay naked next to each other while another person strokes their penises, one stroke at a time, going along the row of men, repeating as necessary until each man has ejaculated. It is named for its similarity in nature to the tale of Santa Claus, who enters homes through their chimneys to deliver presents and then quickly leaves, with the penises representing the chimneys and the hand representing Santa. Can also be done as a competition to see which man can last the longest.
Coworker 1: You gonna show up to the company Christmas party?
Coworker 2: As long as I don't have to witness a Santa Handjob like last year, then sure.
Coworker 1: I doubt that'll happen, that shit got three people fired.
Mustache or facial hair that reminds you of Santa Claus
Randy’s mustache was very Santa Clausish
When you have a shit and you don't want to go to the bathroom so you slide that shit up and down your asshole.
I've been Santa Clausing since the first act.
over-the-top or excessive Christmas decor
Looks like Santa vomited in that house
A very poweful doggo who is more powerful than god and is the pet of the god of bread
Is it santa?, or a dog? no its Santa coco!
Verb. To take someones elses gift idea and claim it as your own. Thereby gaining the credit and cudios for a well thought out gift.
I told my bother about the tv on sale and how i was going to get it for mom and dad on christmas but he "Santa blocked" me and got it for her first.