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When a man is having sexual intercourse with a women in the traditional doggie style position. You then give the women an enema with a highly flammable alcoholic drink like Bacardi 151, You then ask the women to fart and light it on fire it hits you in the chest like the after burner on a jet aircraft. Except with this one you will probably have Third Degree Burns.
The Third Degree After Burner is extremly hazardous, please do not attempt at home.
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When, while giving a "Hot Carl", you must proceed to urinate in the occupants mouth.
While during sex, i forced stacy to give me a Penn State After Burner
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A box of 6 pussy burners. Usually picked up before a long night of whoring. A single pussy burner can last for hours, but beware of those crazy bitches that bite the pussy burner to create holes. Holes are created to ensnare unknowing manwhores into fatherhood and sometimes marriage. Double up America.
I gotta run by CVS and pick up a six pack of pussy burners to keep that rotten stank off my shit.
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To have ones pubic region shaved with a straight razor and then shat upon only to have the shat duct taped from the taint to the happy trail after which he is set on fire as a form of revenge.
After noticing that Steve smacked while he ate, Stacy gave him sleeping pills then performed a Philadelphia Barn Burner.
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A fantasy football team that usually is auto-drafted and whos manager couldn't care less about their team. Usually the manger was forced to play in that league or was just bored.
Jack: Jake needed one more person in his NFL fanasty leauge and I just didn't care enough so I auto drafted.
Jim: Dude, you got a Fanasty Football Burner Team.
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Much like a burner phone, is one of those days you deal with because you have to, but want to be done with as quickly as possible.
The big boss was in the office Thursday, total burner day.
The act of being sodomized with a Carolina Reaper pepper
After she finished giving felatio he asked her for a dirty burner.