A Batty Snail is a type of person that is an apsolute idiot when it comes to any general thing, they are usually relatively dumb and think they are smart when they are the opposite.
You and your Homies get yourself to the point of pre-ing, drop your pants and make sure the slit of your cock is facing the floor. Then drag your cock across the floor, longest continuous line of pre wins.
best done on a carpet.
person 1: are you coming out this sunday?
person 2: no, me and the boys are going snail racing that day
When a woman has an organism leaving behind a snail puddle. Meaning extra lubrication secretion on any surface visible.
My girlfriend had a snail puddle on my sheets
When somebody says something that doesn't make sense/is illogical, they are talking about snails.
"You think the Earth is flat? You're talking about snails"
After my friends and I had a sleep over, we all woke up with Mad Snail Disease.
"The Snail" is worshipped by anybody who plays the game called "War Thunder". The reason this is is because the logo of the creator of the game "Gaijin Entertainment" has a snail in it. Therefore it is worshipped.
"Why weren`t you in school yesterday?"
"I`m sorry The snail told me to play War Thunder all day yesterday."