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nitro surprise

when preforming intercourse from behind the guy takes a nitrous oxide tank and plugs the hose into the girls anus. then he jumps on top and uses his erection as the gear shift and shouts vin diesel one liners.

i was feeling a little crazy after watching fast and the furious last night so i tried a nitro surprise on my wife. shes taking the kids.

by kinitsu hayabusa November 22, 2010


Anal Surprise

When someone or something goes up your ass without you knowing

God dammit Henry Jim got himself an Anal Surprise yesterday.

by the ghostly February 12, 2018


Surprise Baby

When the guy you are hooking up with all of a sudden ghosts on you because he finds out he is having a baby with someone else.

I'm racking my brain why he won't return my calls and I think he's either in Jail or having a surprise baby.

by Books January 16, 2015


Shia Surprise!

Wait, he isn't dead!!

Shia Surprise! There's a gun to your head, and death in his eyes

by BigBoiE21 May 21, 2021


Surprise Christmas

when your girl/boy friend has sex with you on christmas without you knowing

i have the best girlfriend ever! we had a surprise christmas last year!!

by OL_Sloth92 December 5, 2019


The Element of Surprise

when writing (normally in a book) or a film/movie has the reader/audience surprised by an action or a fact

They were relying on the element of surprise to win the game.

by BALOPER February 5, 2021


The Captain’s Surprise

Sneaking three fingers in the asshole while wearing a captains hat and blowing an airhorn.
( verb)

The Captain’s Surprise: Sneaking three fingers in the asshole while wearing a captains hat and blowing an airhorn.

“He gave me the Captains surprise on our second date at the marina.”

by Jamsandwich1 May 31, 2023