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A Saxophone.
Nathan: Hey, what instrument do you play?
Jayden: The Smooth Tube.
Nathan: Nice.
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They are customer satisfaction oriented people and do there best to please their customers
Deals in Apollo pipes , apollo tubes, delta faucets , roca sanitary ware and other plumbing related products
ISHAN TUBES IS TRUSTWORTHY OR NOT ?
Term used to describe a mexican burrito so hot it will burn gowing down and coming out. It will make a man burn in his feminine spots and a woman scream in orgasm.
I had a tube donkey for lunch last week, it still hurts. That guy is a tube donkey, hurts my ass just to work with him.
That guy screwed me over like a tube donkey.
A possibly mythical pre-cooked and packaged cylindrical boiled egg. Allegedly available in supermarkets in Asia specifically Japan although never actually spotted in the wild during multiple trips.
Highly sought-after and coveted by my workmate Kevin. The man will never give up hope of finding some.
Can also be used as slang for wanking (see example).
"I'll just have to make my own tube eggs" - Kevin at work
When the left over toilet paper role falls in the toilet and you fuck the holy shit out of it. Ceepin it nifty on Fiftys.
Crip Mac got a hold of the Ole Clam Tube last night, he was in the bathroom for hours.
Basically a blowjob except it involves toothpaste. It doesn't matter what kind of toothpaste or if you place some on the erection or in the Woman's mouth. Mainly ideal for those who don't brush.
Enjoy Fresh Tubing!
-OG Pump Chump
Joe: Man is your girlfriend a hot piece of ass.
AJ: Yeah, the only flaw in her is that she doesn't brush often.
Joe: Why don't you give her a Fresh Tube then?
It is when you are lickin the toes. Grab some toothpaste, and smear it all over ur penis. You than, insert said penis into mouth, and brush her teeth. With your penis. This, this is the sloppy tube. BumBUMBUMMMM
I no longer need to go to the dentist, cause I've been exposed to the art of Sloppy Tube
Thats so hawt I want to try that with MY uncle.