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neck cheese

neck cheese is the act in which a person's neck is so large that in fact, it can store many forms of cheese including gouda, parmesan, and blue cheese. Often it is not the person's first neck that may inhabit the creamy substance but actually, their 2nd, 3rd, or in rare cases 4th neck that is the breeding ground for such delicacies.

Hey mum, I'm making a charcuterie board for my friends, care to share any neck cheese?

That fatty got neck cheese

by mackattack and zukernator February 10, 2023


Cheese Hoodle

When the uncut cock is all smegging out the dick cheese all around the hood.

He pulled out his cheese hoodle and wanted me to suck it.

I will never forget the taste of uncle Frankโ€™s cheese hoodle.

by Dick Onchin September 13, 2020


Swiss Cheesed

When you get shot so many times, your body resembles swiss cheese

You heard that Jamal died in the drive by?
Yeah, that nigga got swiss cheesed

by Cool Guy Johnson November 21, 2019

21๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


cheese tray

Just like a cheese tray, to be passed around, and everyone has a slice,meaning to be a "player" or "whore".

"Roxanne is such a cheese tray", said Veronica ashamely.

by scotti the impressionist February 10, 2015

14๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


chewing on cheese

What jamahl and ashwin do sometimes. Usually used to signify that people are making sounds, but not actually saying anything of substance.

Jeff: Hey, what's up?

Jamahl: juma faj me heme

Jeff: What are you saying? I swear this nigga be chewing on cheese.

by AlrightBro123456 June 25, 2017


Cheese Tax

The God given right to demand (or steal) a piece of cheese while someone else is cutting/using it.

IE: You are grating cheese for tacos or slicing for hamburgers and you slice of some extra slabs of cheese to leave on the cutting board as "bait or sacrificial cheese" Enabling your family or friends to exact the cheese tax without touching your prepared cheese for the meal.

When I open the drawer in the fridge both the kid and the dog come over to get the "cheese tax" so I sliced them off a piece.

In our house while slicing cheese on the cutting board any member of the family has the right to yell "cheese tax" which is an automatic right to a slice.

by Fishinelectrician January 6, 2021


Tasty ```CHEESE```

The Shit that our favored president enjoys eating because he runs out of ideas sitting at his desk in trump tower

Joe:(review 5/5 on travel agency tastes good) -VOTE Tasty ```CHEESE```
Jemima:Yeah, even Trump says so

by Markie Suckerberg-(THE LIZARD) December 26, 2018