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The book one uses to find the phone number of their internet service provider when they can't get the internet to work on their own.
aw fuck dude, grab the phone book, my internet's fucked and I wanna show you this bitch stomp on this guys balls repeatedly... it's hot.
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A common characterization used by people who are uneducated to describe and feel superior to people who are, themselves, actually educated.
"Well, sure he's all book smart, but can he change an oil filter?"
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this is a burn book. urban dictionary has became a burn book if you haven't noticed. only worldwide. pff
-urbandictionary.com
-public restroom wall
-what you're reading right now is a burn book
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To follow rules exactly. Somewhat an antonym to play it by ear.
A: I know I'm not supposed to do anything without approval, but this is an emergency!
B: Can you handle the responsibility if something goes wrong?
A: ...
B: Then maybe you should just play by the book.
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A Brain Surgeon / Rock Star / Rocket Scientist. He became famous in the 1960's with his hit singles "I'm Matt Books" and "Hey you bitch, I'm fucking Matt Books." and his ultra popular "I think I'm Matt Books, but I may be fucking high."
Also a term to describe the native tribe Matt Bookians.
"Holy shit dude, I was attacked by fucking Matt Bookians yesterday. They sang songs to show their love to me like "I'm Matt Books" scary shit dude.
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When someone has been drinking and is drunk. They get on facebook wither it be their phone or a computer and they say things that they shouldn't be saying.
The act of being drunk and on facebook.
Johnny drunkbooked the other night and instead of sending his girlfriend a raunchy message. He sent it to his mom cause they both have the same first name.
Timmy drunkbooked last night and said somethings he was not supposed too.
Dude you were drunk booking last night on your phone.
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To facepalm yourself with reading material. Usually induced when a statement that generally causes a regular facepalm is said to somebody reading, generally referring to what they are reading.
A: Tom Riddle is the same person as Voldemort, you know.
B: *face book*
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