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During the act of anal sex, the recipient of the anal sex forces feces down the urethra of the giver which then gets mixed before getting ejaculated into the recipient's mouth.
Just gave my slut a chocolate milkshake.
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Giving a blowjob to someone wearing a bananna flavored condom with a hole in the tip.
"Hey Julie, Mike gave me a bananna milkshake last night . . . you were right it was awesome"
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A milk shake were the main ingredient is kittens
I just got a job at the pet store. Now I can make more kitty milkshakes
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To give a person a dirt pipe milkshake, you would cumin that person ass hole and have them spirt it, and then watch them drink the cum that has come out of there ass.
Billy: "Jane can I cum in your mouth when we fuck?"
Jane: "Hell no! Cum in my ass and then i drink it.I love a dirt pipe milkshake"
Billy:"That sound like you realy want a dirt pipe milkeshake to me."
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Something that Jamal is now hooked on because of Grande
Jamal loves the magic milkshake
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The act of eating a ridiculous amount of food. Then hours later having nasty diarrhea.
Eric: Yea me and Jeff went to the buffet last night. Jeff at three plates of chicken taquitos.
Tim: Well it looks like Jeff is going to have a bad John Leslie Milkshake
Eric: Yea that toilet will not be having a good day after that.
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Inspired by the Daniel Day-Lewis tirade in the final scene of the film There Will Be Blood, in which Daniel Plainview explains to Eli Sunday how he has managed to rob and cheat him out of an oil fortune.
1. To totally dominate someone
2. To cheat someone out of everything they have
"No one was surprised when the Reds drank the Cubs' milkshake."
"Don't mess with me or I will drink your milkshake."
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