snake tongue

the deformation of a stream of urine (usually split in half like a snake's tongue) caused by a prior masturbation session, that has allowed the semen to dry inside of the urethra. usually accompanied by a surprised look from the pisser.

n00dles: brb bathroom

clam: okey

n00dles: awww fuck, I snake tongued

clam: LOLOLOLOLOL

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tongue-fuck

tongue-fuck means for a guy to fuck a dude's butt-hole with his tongue as deeply as he can - trying to make the guy have a cumgasm - the dude may or may not be jacking off or sucking a dick.

That dude has such a cute boy-hole, why don't you have him suck your dick while I tongue-fuck his asshole until he cums!

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Tongue Fuck

The tingling sensation you may sometimes get in your mouth while having sex or masturbating.

"Ahhh. Ahhh, dude. I got tongue fuck."

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tongue fucked

A person who, instead of using a dick, uses their tongue. EVERYWHERE!!! Which kinda...sucks

girl 1: Whoa, my bf tongue fucked me for the entire night...
girl 2: i feel sorry 4 u

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tongue lash

1.) Act of cunnilingus.
2.) Kissing cousins.
3.) Pussy whipped.
4.) Boil it down.
5.) Scissor incision.

1.) He was munching the beaver slapping his tongue around.
2.) I open toilet stall door and catch Johnny teaching Sady how to wipe her bottom.
3.) That boy only gets kisses he is so pussy whipped.

4.) When I boil it down I teach you a lesson.

5.) I'd like to tongue lash you with my wet pink tongue lash and I smell like a lizard.

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Cow tongue

The inner part of the vagina that resembles cow tongues

She has some cow tongues!!

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tongue bang

when two make out and their tongues are practically having sex of their own.
...or in refering to oral sex.

zane - "oh man mike i totally tongue banged becky last night."
mike - "dude that is so hardcore."

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