snake tongue

the deformation of a stream of urine (usually split in half like a snake's tongue) caused by a prior masturbation session, that has allowed the semen to dry inside of the urethra. usually accompanied by a surprised look from the pisser.

n00dles: brb bathroom

clam: okey

n00dles: awww fuck, I snake tongued

clam: LOLOLOLOLOL

tongue-fuck

tongue-fuck means for a guy to fuck a dude's butt-hole with his tongue as deeply as he can - trying to make the guy have a cumgasm - the dude may or may not be jacking off or sucking a dick.

That dude has such a cute boy-hole, why don't you have him suck your dick while I tongue-fuck his asshole until he cums!

Tongue Fuck

The tingling sensation you may sometimes get in your mouth while having sex or masturbating.

"Ahhh. Ahhh, dude. I got tongue fuck."

tongue fucked

A person who, instead of using a dick, uses their tongue. EVERYWHERE!!! Which kinda...sucks

girl 1: Whoa, my bf tongue fucked me for the entire night...
girl 2: i feel sorry 4 u

tongue lash

1.) Act of cunnilingus.
2.) Kissing cousins.
3.) Pussy whipped.
4.) Boil it down.
5.) Scissor incision.

1.) He was munching the beaver slapping his tongue around.
2.) I open toilet stall door and catch Johnny teaching Sady how to wipe her bottom.
3.) That boy only gets kisses he is so pussy whipped.

4.) When I boil it down I teach you a lesson.

5.) I'd like to tongue lash you with my wet pink tongue lash and I smell like a lizard.

Cow tongue

The inner part of the vagina that resembles cow tongues

She has some cow tongues!!

tongue bang

when two make out and their tongues are practically having sex of their own.
...or in refering to oral sex.

zane - "oh man mike i totally tongue banged becky last night."
mike - "dude that is so hardcore."