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-Dupont: a seemingly clichéd French surname, though it is in fact pretty uncommon, and most importantly, it’s pronunciation in French is romantic as fuck .
-Valentine: your current crush/ someone you’re in love with.
Hence, « Valentine Dupont » = the ideal french person you can spend your life with. Sex appeal > 9000.
Brandon: Aye wanker, I’ve heard you were moving to France ? Are ya outta ya bloody mind to give gobbie to this people of Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys ?
Sam: Bog off mate. I ought to mate with my «Valentine Dupont » there.
Brandon: Me lad’s right. British gals ain’t nothin’ but shite compared to damsel Dupont, thine Valentine.
A real banger type party animal. A little hip, a little hop, and a whole lot of brownies. He is also hella jacked bro.
That chip valentine kid cracks me up. I swear I jebait him every time.
The worst fucking holiday ever if you are forever alone. You usually sit in the darkest corner of your room consuming cookies and crying as your friends text you about what a boy did for them. It is especially terrible if you have to go to school. Everyone is being asked out, getting valentines (or candy grams) and you are just sitting there buying yourself a lollypop to look like someone gives a fuck about you. Then you go home and commit deathpacito until you are yeeted to death.
Stupid-ass-bitch: Oh my God! I'm going to loose my virginity on valentine's day!
Lonely-person:Go commit deathpacito
The day you give your main bitch some flowers and chocolates and take her out to dinner or the movies.
Babe, happy Valentine's Day! I'm broke today.
A lonely holiday for alot of people unless you count your homies, you are truly lonely when they pick each other and not you though
Jamal:happy Valentine's day bruh
Damajai: can't now nigga Tyrone already already claimed me
Jamal:fuck you nigga
There are two ways to define valentines day
1. Where teens and adults are forced into buying overpriced chocolate for their girlfriends, it also gives the excuse to have amateur sex in the high school bathroom.
2. Where lonely teens add another knife cut on their arms because all they see is non-lonely people are fucking eachother in the hallway.
"Time to give my whore-girlfreind some chocolate on valentine's day!"
For those of us who are single to be reminded that we are in fact, quite single.
Synonyms: Single-Awareness Day.
How nice, Valentines Day is right around the corner. And yes, I know Im still single.