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Joe valentine is a man they u will never wanna let go he loves his family more than anything. He has a open heart and he helps as many people as he can. When he passes away everyone that knows him will remember all of the amazing things that he did for people and his family and for this world. He will be missed a lot. He is known for his amazing music and kindness. He is the most handsome man in the world... one day Joe Valentine will change the world step by step... if you ever meet Joe Valentine never let him go u will live-blogged him your whole life.... Sincerely, his Daughter: Sophia Valentine 💙❤️ Love u dad I will always love you to the moon and all over the universe and times 100+
joe valentine:hey do u need help with anything?
Person: yeah
Joe valentine: what’s up??....
-Dupont: a seemingly clichéd French surname, though it is in fact pretty uncommon, and most importantly, it’s pronunciation in French is romantic as fuck .
-Valentine: your current crush/ someone you’re in love with.
Hence, « Valentine Dupont » = the ideal french person you can spend your life with. Sex appeal > 9000.
Brandon: Aye wanker, I’ve heard you were moving to France ? Are ya outta ya bloody mind to give gobbie to this people of Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys ?
Sam: Bog off mate. I ought to mate with my «Valentine Dupont » there.
Brandon: Me lad’s right. British gals ain’t nothin’ but shite compared to damsel Dupont, thine Valentine.
The hottest person ever, also looks like Kate moss and has a beautiful sense of style and humor and is known for that
Q: Who is Charlotte Valentin
A: Only the hottest person ever
A real banger type party animal. A little hip, a little hop, and a whole lot of brownies. He is also hella jacked bro.
That chip valentine kid cracks me up. I swear I jebait him every time.
The worst fucking holiday ever if you are forever alone. You usually sit in the darkest corner of your room consuming cookies and crying as your friends text you about what a boy did for them. It is especially terrible if you have to go to school. Everyone is being asked out, getting valentines (or candy grams) and you are just sitting there buying yourself a lollypop to look like someone gives a fuck about you. Then you go home and commit deathpacito until you are yeeted to death.
Stupid-ass-bitch: Oh my God! I'm going to loose my virginity on valentine's day!
Lonely-person:Go commit deathpacito
The day you give your main bitch some flowers and chocolates and take her out to dinner or the movies.
Babe, happy Valentine's Day! I'm broke today.
A lonely holiday for alot of people unless you count your homies, you are truly lonely when they pick each other and not you though
Jamal:happy Valentine's day bruh
Damajai: can't now nigga Tyrone already already claimed me
Jamal:fuck you nigga