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American League baseball team based in The Bronx, New York. They were established in 1901 and currently play in Yankees Stadium. Some famous players include: Babe Ruth, Lou Gehrig,Mickey Mantle, Derek Jeter, Joe Dimaggio, Don Mattingly and countless others most of which have been inducted into the baseball hall of fame in Cooperstown.
Undoubtedly the most dominant professional sports franchise in the US and possibly the world. As of now ('06) 26 world series wins, 39 World series appearances and a history of winning, legendary players and professionalism unparalleled to any other ball club in MLB.
lots of people are jealous of the new york yankees because of their success, especially people who troll on Urban dictionary. Yankee fans don't care what others think, we stick by our team through thick and thin.
people point out the obvious by stating that the yankees buy players, no shit sherlock, every team buys players you pay players to play- hence PROFESSIONAL baseball, this ain't little league- the yankees are better at it because it has the biggest and most dedicated fan base in the US.
we also have johnny damon
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The New York Islanders are an NHL hockey team that rules the tri-state area
The New York Islanders defeated their inferiors, the New York Rangers, 4-2
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Amazing City, unless you live there. HAH!
Someone walks up to me on the street, and says to me "Isnt New York City just the most amazing place ever?" I say "Im guessing you dont live here."
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A variation of the infamous snowball;
When having anal sex, you ejaculate into your partner's anus, suck the semen/feces mix into your mouth, and spit it back into their mouth.
I convinced my girl to give me a snowball but, since she doesn't like the taste of her own shit, she wasn't ready to take it to the next level with the New York Snowball.
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a land mass put in place to quarantine(sic) new england from the rest of the country. not sure if it's for their good or ours
welcome to new england. please enjoy our attractions, spend your money, and then leave
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This is when a lesbian gets a man to come back to her house then her and her partner tie the man down jerk him off and put his sperm in turkey baster and eject the sperm in both there vaginas then they keep the man tied down for a couple weeks just in case the first try didn't work.
I was walking home when a beutiful girl told me to come to her apartment when i entered her girlfriend tackled me and they both tied me down and jacked me off. They kept me until they were both pregnant which was two weeks and that was "a new york mugging". It was experience i dont like to discuss.
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the best team ever. patrick ewing, the messiah, once played for this team. n-y-k all the way. knicks in six. will eventually win 25 championships in a row and become the winningest team in history.
you know why the knicks are great?
because patrick ewing is god.
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