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When a woman has the most amazing ass one has ever seen. A super duper, Grade A Premium, tight, perky ass
Have you seen Sally? Hell yeah I have! Sally's a goddess and has the ass of life!
Life at SUNY New Paltz.
which includes: random alien noises in the middle of the night, trashed and taco tuesdays, FYI Kids, etc.
Meagan: Yo. The other day I saw some kid making alien noises.
Kasper: Talk about that hawkward life!
The process of spreading the anus out horizontally with both hands, fingers spread and wrist deep.
"She got trapped in the washing machine, so I gave her the Jaws of Life."
When you put your pointerfingee, index finger, and your thumb in a girls ass or vagina and proceed to separate your thumb from your pointer and index fingers.
The shocker wasn’t cutting it any more for Sarah so I mixed things up a bit and gave her the Jaws of Life.
When you put your pointer finger, middle finger, and thumb inside a vagina and proceed to separate your thumb from the other two fingers, like the Jaws of Life.
The shocker just wasn’t doing it for Lisa anymore so I tried the Jaws of Life!
A woman which is really hot - but also really dead, who you'd like to sleep with or marry.
Q: Have you ever heard of Katharine Hepburn?
A: Hell yeah, hot AF. she's my wife from a past life.
Seizing every opportunity. Not letting anything slips through your fingers. Living life to max and beyond.
"That's my boy! Shawn White! CLENCH LIFE! CLENCH LIFE BABY! Don't you ever doubt my boy again! Whatever bad thing you said about him, TAKE IT BACK! USA slay all day." -Leslie Jones commenting on Shaun Whites' third Gold Medal at tbe 2018 Olympics.