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dirty stuff. lots and lots of dirty stuff. even if u already *excited* he will still try and make it 100000000 times worse. he is an idiot. he will always try and make you happy and will succeed without trying. he acts as though he has a really big ego and **** but both are inaccurate. he shows insecurities sometimes even though there is nothing fr him to be insecure about because damnnnnnnnnnnn. he is so cute and funny and adventurous. hes so hot too, its distracting. his touch sending shiver and butterflies.
Alfie (in Chloe's eyes)
such an idiot
hot f*cker
i dont like u
god ur annoying, Alfie
i still love ur dumbass
When you poke your wife or Girlfriend in the eye with your dick so she can't see out of it, then turn off off the lights and have here her try and find you.
Gave that bitch the eye of Sauron last night! She didn't even see it coming.
A kev who’s eyes look like Ben turpin trying to look at the team leaders small cock in his mouth
Hey Derek look at ur big William, no Kevin your looking at the chippendale calendar behind you you must have a severe case of the Kev eye
Something extravagant that enhances the eye to obtain an appealing look.
People you might see wearing Eye Sweet Lashes: queen, boss, baddie, an entrepreneur, hustler, celebrity, professional, goddess
Putting ones testicles on a someones eye preferably during intercourse or foreplay. May also be used as a practical joke with your white friends.
Jim was so drunk that when he fell asleep Tim eye-ball visioned him.
I had this freaky hoe over my house last night & and she asked the to eye-ball vision her, so I did it!!!
When one attempts to emphasize their statement by physically raising their eyebrows while simultaneously widening their eyes.
Joel is eye-lighting again, he must be serious.
What Marine Corps drill instructors say to get the recruits attention at boot camp.
*All hell breaking loose in the squadbay*
Drill instructor: 10…9…8…5…2…1!
Recruits: DONE SIR!
Drill instructor: Hey, Eye Fucking Balls! That little bitch didn’t touch the bulkhead! Run!
Recruits: AYE SIR!