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A Sixth Form College; that is also safe haven for the academically average, dim witted wankers
Sound of Mind Person: oh so you go to john deans?
Wanker: Sir John Deans actually...
Sound of Mind Person: I can see you're as about as useful as a textbook
Just answer yes. JUST FUCKING ANSWER YES. IF YOU DON’T HE WONT STOP JUST SAY YES AND HE’LL STOP.
I’m sorry for raising my voice. It’s just if you don’t appease him quick he’ll get attached and you’ll never get rid of him. You can try everything, framing him for crimes, hiring hitmen, murder, forced containment but he never stops and never disappears. So just say yes.
Him: “Are you John Travolta?”
Bob: “Yes.”
Him: “Oh cool.”
Having a easy day at work pretending to do stuff, but really not doing any productive for work
Looks like he is a john day today
Me - "hey mum, who's your favourite wrestler?"
My mum -"John Day"
John Day is a celebration that occurs every October 30th from 9:00 AM to midnight. This celebration tends to be celebrated by going out to eat in a group of 3-4 people including someone named John and pulling good-natured practical jokes on the John in your group. To those who celebrate John Day it is considered to be the most entertaining time of year.
I can't believe it's finally John Day! Where should we go for dinner?
An idiot who is often called by his social peers a "Little Baby Man" and a "Mr. Mini Monkey Man with A Mr. Mini Monkey Man Mircopenis". He is very lazy and sleeps all the time. Sometimes he can be smart, but most of the time he's an idiot.
STFU John Clay.