Serving Cunt

Giving out your pussy, usually for money or for clout, a classic example is a prostitute but a more modern example is a hoe 4 the streetz.

"What is that girl doing standing on that corner?"
"Oh yeah she is working nights."
"Working nights? Doing what?"
"Oh yeah nah she's serving cunt."
"Ahhh yeah got ya."

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Sad little cunt

anyone named Melissa

Person1: she’s such a sad little cunt
Person 2: her name must be Melissa

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Cunt-Faced Muthafucker

A person who is a bastard.

Sally is a cunt-faced muthafucker.
Lets fuck up that cunt-faced muthafucker.
HAHA! Look at Sally and her cunt-faced muthafucker boyfriend!

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shitty little cunt

a person of such low substance and intellect that the word cunt or any combination of using the word cunt does not qualify.

i was going to marry that shitty little cunt until she ran off and fucked one of my best friends right before moving in with him.

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fiat 500 cunt

Normally a hair dressers car. But are occasionally driven my there boyfriends who are that far wedged under the thumb they are not allowed to drive the main car in the family (usually a BMW, Mercedes, Audi)

"Hey did u see that pube head try to cut me up in his fiat 500"
" leave him alone the Fiat 500 cunt has probably just been bitch slapped by his woman"

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dozy cunt

one who offends others by "bigging themselves up" in their mind, whilst be frowned upon by a certain percentage of their peers.

victim: "i just beat you in poker because i'm obviously more skilled"

abuser: "you dozy cunt, go get an anal rimming"

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Thunder Cunt

Also known as a "cock juggling Thunder Cunt", she is a woman of epic narcissistic and borderline personality disordered proportions who uses her incredibly low self-esteem to " gain power" through perceived self-empowerment that takes the form of sleeping with many people at once, throwing horrendous schoolyard bully fits when she does not get her way, and demanding attention as a small child does, including being coddled and pet to sleep and a curious but unspeakable habit of sucking her thumb. Can be identified by the numerous selfies posted on Instagram and Facebook, usually in various diva-esque, "pin-up style" sensual poses and the copious use of red lipstick.

"Don't even waste your time with her, have you seen her profile? She's a cock-juggling Thunder Cunt. You'll catch something."

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