Captin Zander Black

the Elf That santa sacked . now a kick ass (alegadly well indowed) rock/metal pirate boarderline alcaholic pyromaniac psycotic The one your motther warned you about . ITS ROCK AND ROLL . broadcasts the best rocck/metal show on blog tv \M/ ROCK THE SHIP \M/

Captin Zander Black rocked out like a man possessed on ROCK THE SHIP LASTNIGHT..

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black meat sauce

Also known as whorechestershire sauce, this fine condom- ent makes eating weenies a 100% better.

Dope likes to dump black meat sauce on Theo.

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black mushroom stamp

When a male rubs his penis on black shoe polish and then presses or "smacks" an unsuspecting person, leaving the impression of a black mushroom.

"Ok guys, the first person to pass out tonight gets a black mushroom stamp!"

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J. Black Driving

A insane yet controlled form of driving on public roads in varying degress of sobriety and inebriation. This driving style has developed over the past 4 years to include but is not limited to, compact cars, high performance sports cars, light duty pick-up trucks, medium duty trucks, tractor trailers, as well as street bikes and dirt bikes. DISCLAIMER!- This driving style is very dangerous and should not be attempted by anyone other than J. Black himself. It put's other peoples lives at risk!

Holy shit man you just took that 90 degree turn at 70 miles an hour, going back to your J. Black Driving style I see.

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Black Bitch Wasted

This phrase isn't a real phrase. I heard a kid say it once though and he had no idea what he was talking about. He was trying to get all his friends on board and no one was into it.

Guys, I wanna get black bitch wasted tonight.

Stop trying to get us to do that non real thing tony. It's not real. You're not real.

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BLACK BITCH BREATHING

It is a {LOADED GUN}
1. This is a street term for having a LOADED GUN somewhere on your body.
2. A fully Loaded Gun ready to shoot from the hip, no need or time TO LOAD BULLETS.
3. {BREATHING} = A LIVE GUN = BULLETS LOADED = READY & waiting to shoot ANYTIME/ANYWHERE.
4. If you are not BREATHING, you are DEAD.
DEAD GUN is NOT LOADED AND CAN'T HELP OR PROTECT ANYONE. USELESS

I always keep a BLACK BITCH BREATHING on me.
BLACK = COLOR of most GUNS
BITCH = YOUR GUN, OWNERSHIP TERM for all kinds of things. In This Case YOUR GUN.
BREATHING = ALIVE AND READY - LOADED

Not a girl.
A Girl is a Shorty.

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Black lives matter

They do.

Hey dude black lives matter!! Other dude: YES THEY DO

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