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Downingtown East High School

Downingtown East High School is the superior school to Downingtown West. The schools were split in 2003 and East quickly became a better school. (More money, better sports teams, smarter students, etc.) West students will often say "The stadium is on West Campus though." This is true, however West was built first so it is there by default. Weed sales are through the roof at East, and one can probably witness a deal going down in any bathroom at any time (usually the one by the gyms).

The one biggest downside is the fact that 60% of all guys in the school believe that they are the best thing to ever happen to women everywhere. Usually these guys are wearing khakis as street clothes, Nike sneakers or slides, high black socks, a Diamond Supply Co. sweatshirt, and have a short haircut with a flare in the front. In truth, some of them are chill and don't think extremely highly of themselves, but 58% of them are just faggots. Just typical "Swag Fags". Most of these students are part of the Class of 2016. The worst of them are the ones who often try to be black around the few black students, but live in the local upscale neighborhoods such as Byers Station, Eagle Reserve, or Bell Tavern.

The principal has a ponytail, one teacher wears a kilt, there have been several bomb threats, and the girls are more attractive than at West. West Girls are anorexic, tanorexic, and dumber than a rock. East Girls are as intelligent as they are attractive. East is better.

Downingtown East High School Conversation:

East Student #1: Some West kids were talking shit about East and saying how them having the stadium makes them better.

East Student #2: They should just give up as a school.

West Student: You just can't not handle our Swag.

East Student: "Can't not" is a double-negative. Learn to speak English. I don't think colleges look for "Swag" when accepting students.

by DEHS Student April 9, 2013

14๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Washington Township High School

the hell hole full of crack heads, bitchy cheerleaders who should all die, and over all assholes. I hate mostly everyone in that school, and its a frigin prison. And I'm sick of the preppy people calling punks, goths, and skaters names, especially goths. Their not freaks. I hate that school with a passion. I wish it would burn down with the people I hate in it. The sad part is I still got 2 years left in that hell.

cheerleaders are stupid bitchy slutty whores who think their the best thing that walked the earth.

by 4646464646 May 5, 2005

50๐Ÿ‘ 70๐Ÿ‘Ž


North Farmington High School

A school full of lower-middle class kids that do drugs and pretend they are from Detroit.

Conversation With a North Farmington High School Student.

NFHS Student: Yo dawg what crackin?
Person: Uhh Don't you live in oakland county?
NFHS Student: Yea holmes but ima live in the D when im olda.
Person: STFU

by Ethnographer September 27, 2010

37๐Ÿ‘ 48๐Ÿ‘Ž


Laguna Creek High School

The official high schools of the best Xbox Live Gamers known to man. We got LaLeNT, Ben Jammin, HeLLR, Xbox Signed In, TP0TT, Wepun, Arrowsfrend, Meowcow, MoSc0MaN, BoonskiSav92, SteelyMonster. We will shit on any niggas on Call of Duty some see us at Black Ops...FAGGOT!

Damn the Laguna Creek High School Call of Duty shitted on us! Now we rage quit.

by fjdshfvukadshngkask;ml August 17, 2011

11๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


townsend harris high school

a god forsaken school.

"man, those townsend kids look like in-shape zombies"
"yeah, i hear some of them grow horns from being in the building too long."
"whoa man! that's bad. It's a good thing we go to a normal high school..and not.. TOWNSEND HARRIS HIGH SCHOOL.."

casual chuckle.

by duchess May 2, 2006

53๐Ÿ‘ 75๐Ÿ‘Ž


wisconsin dells high school

a high school in central wisconsin that is full of stuck up kids whos parents own waterparks. but still have shitty parties evem though they are mostly rich. the dells rivals consist of Adams Friendship, which is a bunch of redneck inbred fucks who are 20 MINUTES due north of the dells.

hey clay! we are playin the adams friendship green devils tonight!

ohh god john! i better make sure i put duck tape over my butt hole, we should not let adams beat the wisconsin dells high school in our own gymnasium

by clayton aka ktmclay October 30, 2008

32๐Ÿ‘ 42๐Ÿ‘Ž


Port Charlotte High School

Like the funny farm, it's where life is beautiful all the time. The people at this school are so nice that anyone who's ever passed through Charlotte High School or Punta Gorda Middle School will think they're going crazy. Actually, this is a great school to go to; the academics are great, the extracurricular activities are great, the teachers are great, and the peers are great and aren't out to rob you blind like at some of the other area schools.

I'm a senior at Port Charlotte High School and will always have Pirate Pride!

by A former PGMS kid now @ PCHS November 29, 2009

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