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like eye sex, but not in a sexual tension way.
girl one: did you SEE how much eye kissing was happening between them?! i SOOOO ship them..
That weird shit you see when you shut your eyes for a long time or you press your hands against your eyes
John: "Oh Shit dude dont do acid"
Tom: "Why the fuck not this tab was expensive"
John: "Ill teach you how to get the "Eye Wallpapers"
Tom: "Fuck off" *swallows acid"
A spiteful name for ophthalmologists used by real doctors who are bitter that they work more arrrs.
*spitty lisping* Oh, so you're not a "real doctor" you're an eye dentist *spits*
Is that arrrs or hours? Both.
When a fine girl’s eyes sting as if she got hot noodle water in her eyes.
“Bae I think I have noodle eyes!!”
When your hair is the same color as your skin tone.
"Hannah's hair is the same color as her skin"
"That means she's an eye booger"
When a guy ejaculates into a person's eye whether by mistake or intentional.
While giving her boyfriend road head, the women became upset when he gave her an eye booger instead of aiming for her mouth.