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The art of attending a ski trip with zero intention to ski. The whiskey, truffle, hot chocolate shuffle. The hot toddy warm body. Cabin dreamweaver
“Hey are you gonna hit the slopes today? Have an extra lift ticket”
“Nah, I’m about that lodge life today. Gonna stick a 30 rack in the snow and figure out how to start this hot tub”
Slang for ball-biting wet gay oral sex, used commonly by old-school male gamers
Bert: Hey Matt, wanna Hop on Half-Life Deathmatch?
Matt: Sure.
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One of the 6 relics wanted by the Realm Keeper.
The Crystal of Life is green and can be used to manipulate souls. Taking souls or giving souls, this is used to bring to life or kill. It was stolen from the Spirit Realm by the Realm Thief. He then brought it to the physical realm.
I will bring you back to life with the Crystal of Life
When someone is really shit, just like microrganisms in a pond, just insignificant little mongs.
"Them emos sat by the bin is a pond life"
The artful act of destroying your current life circumstances by avoiding your daily responsibilities for a momentary fleeting glimpse of what "the grass on the other side of the fence" looks like compared to your current life trajectory.
The web-dwelling hermit realized he was Ruining Away From Life suddenly while deep into an Urban Dictionary vocabulary session instead of facing his actual homework assignment, learning how to pronounce the word "trailer" properly, which was due literally three years ago.
My Life, As A Game Character, started when I discovered that, I am Square Enix's Priestess Kai/Ki, therefore saving my life.
Maybe when I return, to my original Priestess Kai/Ki self, I will write a book, which I will call My Life, As A Game Character. It's funny, that I am obsessed, with gaming, only to ironically discover, that I am, a game character myself! Weird!
A stupid phrase that is meant to be an insult to other people. It usually means when you are really aggressive to someone and you say "get a life, motherf!@#a!" And that is insulting other people.
Me: You play Fortnite? Get a life! (joke)
Him: *starts feeling sad*