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when you see a person of the opposite sex and they are so effed up looking all you can say is what the fuck and upon further inspection all you can repeatedly say is what the fuck.
your at the club and you see a person of the opposite sex checkin you out and you accidentally make eye contact. for that split second you made eye contact you realize how hideious that person looked. the moment instantly became so awkward and horrible you want to rip your eyes from your face and smash them on the floor. in your drunken state you dont realize that the person with whom you made unfortunate eye contact with is now right behind you trying to talk to you. and you turn around and are amazed at the atrocities that god had done to this human being and all you can say is what the fuck.... you say you got to go to the bathroom. when in fact you discreetly meet back up with your friends on the other side of the bar and tell you friends that you ran into a bag of what the fuck.
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a person who is such a loser that pussy fucker or fag bag will not work and you must conjoin the three words togther
that dude is such a pussified fuck bag
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Used in the 60's. It's like saying "what's your problem?" or "what's your deal"
"Hey"
"Shut up"
"Hey man, what's your bag?"
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to get a woman pregnant and then four months into said pregnancy, to rip out the fetus and beat the woman over the head with it
"Dude, after she told me she wasn't on the pill, I thought of giving her a texas grab bag, but then realized I'd be a good father to that fetus."
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the extra french fries, wedges, or onion rings that aren't in your fry container and you find at the bottom of the bag when you order fast food
I ordered some food from McDonald's and found some bottom bag surprises on my way home
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A girl or young woman who realizes, like the character in Robert Munsch's book of the same name, that she needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.
"Lauren's life as a paper bag princess meant that she'd always be using her super powers to help people who really needed her instead of to reproduce empty societal expectations."
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Making a major change in one's life for the best, especially applies to people who have made themselves more attractive from ugly qualities.
She has potential to look good, but since that chick has a haircut that looks like she lost a bet, and wears clothes from the 99 cent bin, it can safely be said that she needs a brand new bag.
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