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The longest ever metaphor for masturbation.
As seen in the upcoming film, the Dark Show
Rob: Why is there vaseline in your glove box?
Roy: I use it at stop lights.
Rob: Use it for what?
Roy: I got a spare couple of minutes, might as well spend it by Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkhole.
Rob: Is that supposed to mean jerking off.
Roy: If you want to be crude about it, then yes, you fucking cunt.
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The type of blowjob that diagnoses you with Post Nut Propofol/Post Nut Paralysis for 10 or more minutes. Typically completed with an empty urethra as she completes it by using your dick like a straw. You will probably need to put your penis in a wheelchair afterwards, if and when you can move again. Contraceptives probably won’t be needed for the next 6 months as your sperm count will drop to -5,000. That’s right. Negative. Your nuts will owe themselves 5,000 new sperm cells.
How was it with the wife last night?
“Broooo I swear to fuck she gave me a full on Super Ultra Golden Nut Bustin Mega Ultra Gawk Gawk Gawk 5000XL+“
Daammmmn how are you able to walk right now???
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New York talk for when someone has a fresh new pair of timberland boots and doesn't want anybody to step on them
-Damn those some fine ass shoes g
- Back off b I Deadass have this timbs and if you step on this sumbitches imma nut
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Person 1:Have you ever heard of Hd among us big black gay furry with deez fat nuts in my mouth creammy sloppy tooppy floppy feddy faber bitches gay furry balls porn with Markiplier?
Person 2:What the fuck.
Hd among us big black gay furry with deez fat nuts in my mouth creammy sloppy tooppy floppy feddy faber bitches gay furry balls porn with Markiplier in yo ass cheecks.
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gawk gawk gremlin super nigga balls in my mouth up and double combo 300 nut twister bumfucker up and down maybe even pound triple combo 11000 with a little drip drip from the balls at the end when ever you go to 6 eleven 4002xl3000 is the best thing you will ever have some people have it upside down or perpendicular it is promissed yo dick will get bigger by -6.9 inches
i just had some gawk gawk gremlin super nigga balls in my mouth up and double combo 300 nut twister bumfucker up and down maybe even pound triple combo 11000 with a little drip drip from the balls at the end when ever you go to 6 eleven 4002xl3000 up side down on a stair case.
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Deez Nuts Id is a powerful security method that uses deez nuts to authenticate the user. It is now equipped in the DeezNuts Book Pro, the MemeBook Pro, and the Imeme Deez Nuts Edition
" Please use Deez Nuts Id to make this payment of 20 AUD"
You nut and somehow goes everywhere
Guy 1:man I just crazy nutted in jessica room Guy 2:wow! You got lucky