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your girlfriend look like my mom

A phrase famous rapper, comedian, and actor Tyler The Creator used in an episode of his tv show loiter squad when he got angry at someone

β€œI’ll whoop yo ass your girlfriend look like my mom” said Tyler

by Snowyyy June 4, 2020

14πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


shock me like an electric eel

when a girl fucks a guy with a strap-on electric vibrator.

guy: "oooh, girl, shock me like an electric eel."
(girl then puts on strap-on vibrator, and anally fucks him)

by Rohypnol September 6, 2008

21πŸ‘ 80πŸ‘Ž


live every day like it's your last

An expression when you decide that it might be your last day living, and you are going to intake as much as you can in that 24 hours, and feel accomplished at the end of the day.

I told my friend to Live every day like it's your last, because you never know when your going to leave, and go enjoy it with his friends and family.

by Jake Riggs October 21, 2007

60πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


i like my men skinned sorry

a response to inconsiderate boy catcalling women, meant to confuse the catcaller and discourage them to catcall again

boy: *whistles*
woman: i like my men skinned sorry
boy: *confused because their pea brain can’t process anything other than praise*

by *laughs manically* October 13, 2020

15πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


SLOB ON MY KNOB LIKE CORN ON THE COB

Put your tongue on my dick like corn on a cob, bitch!

that bitch would slob on my knob like corn on the cob every time we did the dirty

by yvette sandoval December 24, 2007

77πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž


Face like a slapped mule's ass

Ugly. Only a special kind of ugly that resembles a mule's ass when slapped alot. mainly used in england but let's make it global.

annoying andy: so guy's what do you think of hot new beau! AIN'T SHE HOT!
Me: no she got a face like a slapped mule's ass

by andy vale July 12, 2006

6πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Ill wear you like a hat

i was at a concert and got a little too inebriated and shouted this at a guy when he looked at me. It basically means "I will whup your ass."

Dude if you mess with me I will wear you like a hat !

by Neo8633 April 9, 2011

12πŸ‘ 42πŸ‘Ž