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same as an alabama hot pocket but add salsa
Matt Looney turned that nasty hooker into a mexican sock monkey
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If you think about it... just think about it
Ketchup is basically monkey
U can stove bott of em up yo ass
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driving a monkey-shaped convertible that is clean.
shaved monkey sex is so fun on route 66.
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A thing single moms say before showing someone who didn’t ask a picture of their child.
*waiting for meeting to start*
Fat Chick: That’s my little monkey *shows phone to co-worker*
Co-Worker: …
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When somebody reaches down their pants, rubs their hand around on their privates and brings it back up to their nose for a sniff. Usually checking to see if their balls need a cleaning before going out for the night
"Bro, did you just see that?"
"Yeah man he just purple monkey dishwashered himself, that kid is gross"
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is a wierd person who just buggs u and u whant them to shut up they ware wierd odd clothes sit in the middle of a park and read with out moving for and hour or they have a duche bag mohawk and love pink so use this vary thoughful word in ur every day laguge and amaze your friends
the queer with the gay mohawk is a bohemain butt monkey!!!!
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A swollen, throbbing erection seeking release.
"I unleashed the red-turbaned monkey and she begged me for more!"
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