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When you put your pointer finger, middle finger, and thumb inside a vagina and proceed to separate your thumb from the other two fingers, like the Jaws of Life.
The shocker just wasn’t doing it for Lisa anymore so I tried the Jaws of Life!
The active consideration of your need to relax in relation to your work life. A failure to acknowledge your need to shirk during the working week could lead to unnatural levels of stress and taking yourself dangerously seriously. An increase in nap time while working from home could constitute a positive addition to your shirk-life balance.
'Sorry, I can't take on that task. I've really been working on my shirk-life balance'.
The art of attending a ski trip with zero intention to ski. The whiskey, truffle, hot chocolate shuffle. The hot toddy warm body. Cabin dreamweaver
“Hey are you gonna hit the slopes today? Have an extra lift ticket”
“Nah, I’m about that lodge life today. Gonna stick a 30 rack in the snow and figure out how to start this hot tub”
Slang for ball-biting wet gay oral sex, used commonly by old-school male gamers
Bert: Hey Matt, wanna Hop on Half-Life Deathmatch?
Matt: Sure.
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One of the 6 relics wanted by the Realm Keeper.
The Crystal of Life is green and can be used to manipulate souls. Taking souls or giving souls, this is used to bring to life or kill. It was stolen from the Spirit Realm by the Realm Thief. He then brought it to the physical realm.
I will bring you back to life with the Crystal of Life
When someone is really shit, just like microrganisms in a pond, just insignificant little mongs.
"Them emos sat by the bin is a pond life"
The artful act of destroying your current life circumstances by avoiding your daily responsibilities for a momentary fleeting glimpse of what "the grass on the other side of the fence" looks like compared to your current life trajectory.
The web-dwelling hermit realized he was Ruining Away From Life suddenly while deep into an Urban Dictionary vocabulary session instead of facing his actual homework assignment, learning how to pronounce the word "trailer" properly, which was due literally three years ago.