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Edward Scissor Hands

The sexual act of using a pair of scissors while styling her pubic hair with another pair of scissors

I heard Molly and her boyfriend tried to do Edward scissor hands and she ended up in the hospital.

by Edward, Alexandre & Clayton May 5, 2017


Edward Scissor-Hands

when you are edward and also have hands on your scissors

ew Edward Scissor-Hands has hands on his scissors gross

by GregGregGregGreg December 1, 2020


never laid a hand on me

A "total-opposite-meanings possibilities" statement --- i.e., one dat can either be a complIMENT or a complAINT, depending on da status of da referred-to person.

If you're under investigation for possibly being physically abusive and/or inappropriate, then having someone say, "He never laid a hand on me" can be a welcome statement, indeed, since it indicates dat you did nothing wrong. However, if you're a masseuse who's accused of non-performance of services, then you might very decidedly NOT want someone to claim dat you were "standoffish wif yer fingers", since in dat case you were **supposed** to "get all touchy-feely" wif your client's warm sumptuous flesh!

by QuacksO March 5, 2023


Meth Hands

When you’re getting scratched, but it feels like your skin is bubbling like you’re on meth.

Yo, she was scratching me, but I think she had meth hands.
Dude! She seriously has meth hands. My skin felt like it was boiling from smoking meth while she scratched me!

by Stranglemyer February 28, 2020

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Held hands and almost kiss

To "hold hands and almost kiss" is a term used in the incel community and for those who have been friend-zoned and often unironically denotes an unrequited interest or unstable platonic friendship.

So what if she's had a boyfriend throughout our friendship!? There HAS to be something between us because of all the times we held hands and almost kissed!

by Damage313 October 20, 2020


Second hand selfkilling

Second hand suicide is wanting to commit suicide but not doing it because your afraid of death mostly because the people they are going to leave behind.
Basically not doing it yourself but hoping it happens

He wants to commit second hand selfkilling

by Keanu B September 24, 2022


Football Hand

Doing something in a soft/gentle way

While kissing, he grabbed my hair with a football hand and I liked it.

by nickname27 September 25, 2023