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a word everyone has used to offend people with
yo mom so fat,we took a picture of her last summer and its still printing!
Knowing how to do the difficult in an easy way. Finding life hacks in every situation.
You’re mom smart! I didn’t know one could do that!
When you tell your son to say hi to people he encounters.
Son: “Mom, please stop calling me. I am late for class”.
Mom: Sorry. Tell the professor mom says hi and that I’m sorry I made you late.
Mom after class: how did it go?
Son: the professor marked me late, but he says hi back.
Situation 2:
Son: “I gotta go, I’m next in line at the drive thru”
Mom: “okay, sorry to bug you. Tell the drive thru mom says hi”.
Son: I will.
Son to drive thru speaker: I’ll take a #2 with a Dr Pepper, and my mom says hi.
Drive thru host: okay drive thru to the first window and say hello to your mom.
Son callls mom back: drive thru host says hello.
Situation 3:
Son: mom I have to go I’m headed to a game
Mom: tell everyone I say hi.
Son after game: Hi mom, everyone says hi back.
Mom: oh good!
When you cum on a chicks back and flip her around and finish on her chest.
Im going to french toast your mom!
The best group of friends a girl could have, addicted to screenshots of poetics.
Those Moms 👄 are the smexiest!
Said most by teens became their mom wasn’t nice to them or a mire deep route im not willing to wrote cuz who even writs allat. Yall are not real
“I hate my mom” said when you feel like you hate your mom for breathing the wrong way or possibly wronging you and destroying your life, so much in between