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Trying to think of what to send to girlfriend
Guy 1: hmmmm trying to think of what to type.
Guy 1: Yo, what do I say to her?
Guy 2: nice boobs and butt?
A short sentence where teh represents profanity as to you not getting in some form of consequence.
What the teh was that?
No that's LITERALLY it's (The cross) only symbolic significance. You're an idiot. The entire religion revolves around the story of you all killing a guy that YOU KNEW WAS INNOCENT, nailing him to some wood, and yada-yada now you're not culpable in your own wrongdoing from now until humanity goes extinct.
Idiota "That's what you think."
Hym "No. That IS what it is. It's a religious symbol. That's not an opinion. The cross IS that. It's, like, their entire thing. The WHOLE THING is 'Hey, we murdered a guy in an unjust-fashion but it's cool because not only is he the thing that decides what happens when you die BUT he's totally chill about it dawg.' And that's the difference between Christianity and Judaism. That's what the cross means as a symbol and LITERALLY nothing else."
A random kid said during a elevator when an older man said to him he was gonna touch him in a meme.
Adult: It's just you and me now, Im gonna touch you
Kid: Alright dude, what the flip.
a phrase from the popular meme, where 2 guys are in an elevator and the one recording says 'i'm gonna touch you' and the other says 'alright dude, what the flip'
"just you and me now... i'm gonna touch you"
"alright dude, what the flip"
Person 1: Well, I assumed, ok?!
Person 2: You know what happens when you assume...
Person 2: You make an ass out of U and me.
Person 3: Why you gotta be so mean to Ume??
Person 1: Shut the FUC
Something Italians say to someone who said something stupid.
Person 1: Stupid fucking Italian.
Italian: Wop what?