red hot chili peppers

Like Faith No More, a great genre-less band with an extraordinary amount of talent as seen in Blood Sugar Sex Magik, Mother's Milk, and Californication. Sadly, any hint of talent was mysteriously missing in their last album "Stadium Arcadium".

Guy: "Dude, did you hear the last red hot chili peppers album, Stadium Arcadium?"

Pepper fan: "I don't wanna talk about it.."

Guy: "Dude, that's like their best album yet!"

Pepper fan: *reaches over and slaps the guy in the face...twice*

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red-headed tittie bitch

Molly Ringwald is an American actress, singer, and dancer. She became popular with teenage audiences in the 1980s, as a result of her starring roles in the John Hughes movies Sixteen Candles, The Breakfast Club and Pretty in Pink.

Of course when referencing to some red-headed girl you don't know that looked hot, we do refer her as the red-headed tittie bitch.

Hey Joe, you know that red-headed tittie bitch that played in The Breakfast Club?

Oh yeah... Molly Ringwald! She is a pretty hot red-headed tittie bitch!

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Jackson is the Wendy of Red Velvet

Something someone says when an idol does something wrong so they drag Jackson into the problem.

Wendy: Oh nah! What did you say girl? Mmnmn nu uh! *Imitates black female*
Wendy fan: But Jackson is the Wendy of Red Velvet! He did something problematic too! So of course I'll drag him into this!

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Red Dead Redemption 2

A game where the creators would rather focus on making your horses balls shrink instead of giving the game better detail and graphics elsewhere

Little brother: Hey is that a cowboy gta five?!
Me: no its Red Dead Redemption 2

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Painting the roses red

Originally taken from Alice in Wonderland. English term for a woman being on her period. (On the rag, surfing the crimson wave)

'Sorry baby, you're not getting any tonight. I'm painting the roses red.'

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red-headed titty bitch

A bitch with red hair and big tits

One guy: Hey, it's that red-headed titty bitch
Second guy: Yeah, I'd fuck that bitch so hard her brains would blow out.
Third guy: Isn't that the actress who played Donna from That 70's Show?

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im eating red beans for dinner!!!

one of those idiotic lines that makes absoulutley no sense in regards to storyline or plot in a freddie prinze jr. movie.

im eating red beeeaaannnnsss for dinna!!!

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