Cat back talk

What a cat does when it's told not to do something and it meows immediately after.

I tell my cat not to use cat back talk because it's disrespectful to their owners, just like a kid.

cat knuckle

smaller than a camel toe

Damn that one small camel toe, Jimmy: thats a cat knuckle.

cat card

Someone's contact info for a booty call

Here's my cat card; call me later.

Simon's cat

Animation which is about a cat and its owner Simon.

Look at that Kitten from Simon's cat! Isn't it so cute?

Feeding the Cat

Ejaculating inside a vagina

I came in her, I was totally feeding the cat

move the cat

An otherwise-pointless and often repetitive action that stands in the way of what you are actually trying to accomplish. So named for a cat’s habit of sitting on your keyboard when you are trying to type, and continually returning when taken off of it.

I want to cook a nice meal for myself, but my roommate left her papers all over the kitchen counter again. I’m getting tired of constantly having to move the cat.

Cat Licker

A safe way to say someone eats pussy

Person #1: Ok we have to be careful my parents are in the other room!
Person #2: Uhh ok. Did you hear about Tony? He’s a huge Cat Licker!