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The result of the act of leaving your penis inside of her over night immediately following coitus. Usually unplanned due to you being way too drunk to roll off of her and rarely due to the fact you’re way too tired because you wore it out three time prior. The end result is a pampered and supple dick that has taken on a refreshed glow, akin to that of one experiencing a day long spa treatment of sauna treatments, exfoliation, massage and meditation.
Bruh. Jessica is so fucking hot, last night I totally drained my balls inside of her and passed the fuck out! This morning I woke up still inside of her..Dude, I pulled off the pickled penis…hahaha, Dude, my cock looks and feels AMAZING! Wanna see?
A Gentle and simple chant you can chant when you are sitting the boys and you 'bout go pop dat pussy
John: oh look There clyde and greg!
Clyde: oh tight, your Think we can score?
Greg: Absolutely!
All: Pussy penis cunt and vag! Pussy penis cunt and vag! Pussy penis cunt and vag!
usually said by teens who find it funny to make fun of the african american race
Josh: my mom just died in the hospital!
Brad: haha nigga penis lol
An activity that is performed by the penis.
Wow, I did some pretty hard penis labor back there!
When you mean to write cantaloupe and it autocorrects so you look it up on urban dictionary and it doesn’t exist so you add it to the list.
Cantalo penis is up to one’s imagination. What does it mean to you? It’s filled with opportunity. It NEEDS to be here
Cantelo penis: is a typo of cantaloupe
Imagine this:
you are in a heated text-debate about which melon is superior. You make a claim about the Cantaloupe.
"Cantaloupe is the worst!" is what you meant. "Cantalo penis” the worst!" is what came out.
Someone who plays with a penis while also guzzling crotch, male or female
Insult for a slut bag hoe whore that wants your man
Stay away from my man you fucking penis twaddling crotch guzzler!