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stinging face fart

Girl sits on face farts directly up your nose sulfur burns sinuses eyes water may gag.

I was sleeping and some bitch gave me a stinging face fart.

by Dopeman 70 September 13, 2023


Fart Number

A fart number is the number of times you farted in a certain time period

Jack: Hey dude what’s your fart number for today

David: 72
Jack: DANG DUDE, you had some bean burritos yesterday

David: Yep, but mine is nothing compared to Jessica
Jack: What's her fart number

David: 109
Jack: Wow, I’m only at 24

by Your Dude 67 January 22, 2021


Fart Ahh

Fart ahh is an insult

Random ass nigga: Ay get yo stupid ass on before I booty rape you

Me: shut yo fart ahh up boy that why yo momma fucks herself with pickles

by Brennanpp March 19, 2023


Screw fuck farting

The art of swapping babies in hospital or murdering there parents early on so as to perpetuate shitty ways of life that lead to such things as lepricy and the doom of all mankind and perhaps even everything

Hey Jack let’s go screw fuck farting
Sorry bobby I’ve done too much using and can’t even walk or speak which is why I am up your arse at the moment talking to you out of my body in our favourite way kiss kiss lover

by Myster Vbody April 07, 2018


Pop Fart

When you are making a food item in the toaster and the ding scares you so much you fart.

That was the loudest pop fart I’ve ever heard!

by IHasPseudonym January 05, 2019


Alien Fart

A Fart That Can Be Poison To People.

It could cause sickness or death.

1. Robin the Alien fart Are toxic.
2. Thomas Did not gonna get Up. But Alf farted on him
3. Visitors Farted on A Guy.
4. How ALF Farted?
5. Alien Fart Can Be Toxic.

by MayDayMeh June 03, 2018


Fat Fart

A term used to refer to anyone or anything named Jacob, or is English.

"I'm from -redacted-." "Oh so you're a Fat Fart?"

"My name is Jacob." "Oh hey Fat Fart!"

by SCOTLAND FOREVER November 14, 2023