Girl sits on face farts directly up your nose sulfur burns sinuses eyes water may gag.
I was sleeping and some bitch gave me a stinging face fart.
A fart number is the number of times you farted in a certain time period
Jack: Hey dude what’s your fart number for today
David: 72
Jack: DANG DUDE, you had some bean burritos yesterday
David: Yep, but mine is nothing compared to Jessica
Jack: What's her fart number
David: 109
Jack: Wow, I’m only at 24
Random ass nigga: Ay get yo stupid ass on before I booty rape you
Me: shut yo fart ahh up boy that why yo momma fucks herself with pickles
The art of swapping babies in hospital or murdering there parents early on so as to perpetuate shitty ways of life that lead to such things as lepricy and the doom of all mankind and perhaps even everything
Hey Jack let’s go screw fuck farting
Sorry bobby I’ve done too much using and can’t even walk or speak which is why I am up your arse at the moment talking to you out of my body in our favourite way kiss kiss lover
When you are making a food item in the toaster and the ding scares you so much you fart.
That was the loudest pop fart I’ve ever heard!
A Fart That Can Be Poison To People.
It could cause sickness or death.
1. Robin the Alien fart Are toxic.
2. Thomas Did not gonna get Up. But Alf farted on him
3. Visitors Farted on A Guy.
4. How ALF Farted?
5. Alien Fart Can Be Toxic.
A term used to refer to anyone or anything named Jacob, or is English.
"I'm from -redacted-." "Oh so you're a Fat Fart?"
"My name is Jacob." "Oh hey Fat Fart!"