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When your sense of judgemet has become impaired due to living in Ubombo too long,unexplicably, but probably due to altitude, usually resulting in pregnancy.
Person A : Who was that naked guy in your boot?
Person B: Mountain eyes
Adj. --an unfortunate facial asymetry resulting in one eye (usually the left eye) being located at a greater vertical distance from the chin than its counterpart, simultaneously reducing overall facial attractiveness and increasing the individual's visual creepiness.
1. The only other place I've seen the high-eye that bad is on Shannon Doherty. It's a good thing you're such a nice person.
2. I saw this chick with a smoking body and went to talk to her...it was awful; she had a terminal case of the high-eye.
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if you have really long and sharp vision.
1: Do you see that boat?
2:No, where is it?
1:Just out there.
2: Bro how the hell did you see that?
1: How did you not see it?!!?!?!!??!?!
2: You must have some pinpoint binocular eyes or something.
While laying down face up, two men stand facing each other on either side of the head (ball hairs maybe tickling the ears) and slap their half-chubs on the closed eye lids (sometimes repeatedly, and in quick succession) of the supine individual .
On the next season of The Goop Lab: Gwyneth and the team head to go to Portland, where Anti-vaccine spirit healer, Sue, will show them the secret to eternal life and safety during the oncoming climate change driven resource wars through her pioneering work in her patented Eye-Dicking Therapy ™ Programs.
when someone’s eye is so unbelievably sexy that it gives you an orgasm
her eyes were so dreamy that i eye orgasmed in my panties
extending the first joke further than it should be, far enough to the point where it becomes irrelevant or unfunny. first scene in jojo's bizarre adventure.
this surgery on a grape meme seems really bad, so i'll jab my thumb into the eye and follow through
Man: Eye watch Cape Horn
Woman: WHAT do you watch?