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April 13 is a day where we appreciate all penis. Wether it’s big or small, we unite together as one. Let the person whip out their meant and appreciate it. Give some gwak gwak 300 too!!
“ Anna isn’t it national penis day?” - Rylen
“Yessirrr” - Anna
“ You gon whip out that shlong?” Rylen
“Yes , you better give it some gwak gwak 300” - Anna
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National Penis Day is a day where we appreciate all types of penis. Wether it’s small or big, we need to unite our penises together. Whip out that shmeat and let people appreciate it!! It’s occurs every April 13
“Anna isn’t it national penis day?” - Friend
“Yessir, whip out that shlong and let me see it 😩” - Anna
A derogatory term used to describe a male genitalia, comparing its size to that of a pinky fingernail.
Don't worry, her new boyfriend has a fingernail penis anyways.
"yo i just slapped my dick now i have vinegar penis"
A limp dick that rises from the ashes
Yo Mufasa, that fractured penis the other day really had us going
A human male whose entire existence is embodied in the visage of an actual walking penis.
The whole of the boardroom were overtaken by the appearance of a bipedal penis attempting to justify the necessity for whack shacks wherein every male employee could rub one out as needed.
Ciarans penis is used to describe someone's penis which is so utterly small, he cannot get any women due to the absolute miniscule size of his chode
"Man my chode is half an inch in length"
"Still bigger than ciaran's penis atleast"