This is a common olden saying that was said a lot back in the olden days. I think I heard someone say this one time awhile ago. You'd rather have a horse that could walk to the water, than two horse that'll cost me more in the long run.
Man that reminds me of the saying "I’d rather a good horse that’ll walk to the river, than have to buy 2 bad horses that will ultimately cost more in the long run"
april 2 is national cuddle day. so go cuddle the person or thing you love!
josh: “did you hear that april 2 is national cuddle day?”
sam: “oh shit no way. i gotta go cuddle my girlfriend then”
April 2nd is dress up as your favorite TV character day!
Damn! Its april 2nd time to dress up as my favorite TV character.
Person 1: What days today?
Person 2: Are you joking? It’s April 2nd, A.K.A National Ella Day, how could you forget?
This is the REAL april fools day. Whoever said that April 1 was April fools day wasn't telling the truth, it was all a big april fools prank.
Person 1: Happy April fools day!!
Person 2: But its April 2????
Person 1: Here, look at this urban dictionary definition.
Person 2: Ohhh, Happy April fools day!
the second april fools day, take advantage of this day to get back at someone’s prank
todays date is april 2, avery and i are plotting the most wicked revenge plan to get back at justin!
This is the day u fight someone if it’s ur enemy or brother idc.
We need to fight!
Why?
Cos it’s April 2nd