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A Santa that forgets his gloves at the strip club, so he has to borrow an elf’s blue gloves.
We heard Santa exclaim as he flew out sight, “I left my gloves at the damn strip club last Friday night,” but Daniel the elf came tip toeing by and brought Santa a pair of his blue ones to try (blue gloved santa).
The feeling of being able to express how its like to be ok.
The act of garrote wiring someone with a yo-yo
Joseph Pulled a Blue on the bus today
When your dick is so cold it loses its colour.
It's so freezing, I got a blue banana this morning.
They are blue and delicious and are vanill falvoured
Hey child, do you want some blue bananas?
The art of combining a roll and polish with blue light protections lenses, preferably in polycarbonate.
I just blue-rolled a -6.00 in a 56 eye angular/retro metal frame (which I think are kind of ugly, but whatever) this morning and can't wait to see how it turns out.