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I think its time for you gentlemen to leave

A polite, but stern way to ask an unwanted guest or patron to leave the premises immediately! If not it might get taken outside.

I think its time for you gentlemen to leave. We were just havin some fun. (nod head and motion to get them out of the bar)

by captain poopypants November 15, 2004

46πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


I’m sick as a hairless dog in the winter time

When you are really sick and need to make sure everyone knows it. Phrase was created by a man that goes by the name of Lonestar Thompson.

β€œI’m sick as a hairless dog in the winter time” says Nathan

by Lonestar99 March 19, 2021

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Mary Jane Piss in your face fun time.

The same act as Cheesing. That is to say, huffing cat urine, excreted when marking a cats territory. It is a much easier and subtler way to get high than using illegal substances. The results are that of a great acid trip, immediately transferring the conscious to the boob universe. It's pretty awesome there.

Hey guys, we are going over Jimmy's house for some Mary Jane piss in your face fun time. Ever since his mother found out about his crack, cheesing is the only way we can have any fun anymore...

by Dash Rendar March 31, 2008

162πŸ‘ 39πŸ‘Ž


Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten.

Not only does it make you go blind and grow hair on your palms, but it also kills kittens!

Jeff: What are you doing in there Steve?
Steve: Um...masturbating
Jeff: Steve NO! Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. Think of the kittens!

by 89diehl September 26, 2010

50πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


Rims that keep spinning every time you stop

Every little ghetto boy's dream for the future...

Little James wished for Rims that keep spinning every time you stop for his birthday wish...should have said world peace, but that's him...

by RatchetBoo July 27, 2003

41πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Mary Jane Piss in yo face fun time

Another word for cheesing from the TV show "South Park" in which a male cat interacts with another male cat and marks its territory, ultimatly having its urine snuffed in a way to get high and go into a trip almost like LSD but with more breasts.

Mary Jane Piss in yo face fun time was Kenny's new hobbie.

by Jeff Ansell April 1, 2008

49πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


I can quit any time I want to

I'm addicted (to it) and I'm in denial.

I'm not an alcoholic! I can quit any time I want to.

by NykeYoung January 5, 2011

18πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž