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Emmie Joe

Most beautiful woman in the world. Kind and warm-hearted. Hair like the sun, eyes like the stars in the northern lights and a smile to make the moon jealous. This amazin lady has been through hell and back and will still put all her effort into the things and people she loves. Shes a stubborn yet humble angel from heaven. One of the most hard working women you'll ever meet. Always keep your promises with her and make her smile. She will be your best friend and love of your life so long as you treat her right. Her lack of fucks to give and reckless additude will draw you in wanting more. Her kiss is the sweetest thing youll ever taste along with her soft touch to put your world at ease. She has a lot of love for those who earn it, but no one will ever be loved more than her animals. All it takes to please her are cows, dinosaurs and a nice juicy burger. Take care of your Emmie Joe.

"That's one wild woman"
"Shes my Emmie Joe"

by GrossGreenDino August 2, 2022


Joe Rogan Boycott

Where is it? He supported the trans. You gotta tell your followers to boycott him now.

Hym 'Yeah, where's the Joe Rogan Boycott? I wasn't joking. It seems pretty inconsistent of you to call for the boycotting of some of the trans supporters and not the Joe Rogan for drinking bud light... Hmm... I wonder why that is...."

by Hym Iam April 19, 2023


JOE STEVENS

A sexy hot guy with abs and likes to party all the time.

Wow look at Joe Stevens he's sooooo cute!

by 13kz67ash June 13, 2022


joe heron

A man who's cock doesn't protrude outwards, but rather stays inside of him for warmth.

Why does that man have a vagina?

No Billy, he is just a Joe Heron

by Baumtasia January 26, 2015


Joe Effect

When a person has all the bad luck in the world and can’t ever catch a break. To have everything that happens in your life never go in your favor. Basically the worst luck in the world.

Joe: “Bro, I got a red light ticket for $250 even though I was stopped the whole time.”
Trevor: “That my friend is the Joe Effect!”

by Bababooey11 September 23, 2020


Joe Effect

When an employee, without being directly detrimental to the company, help other employees seeing they might have better opportunities somewhere else.

Employee 1: I know other companies have great benefits, but they really trust me here.
Employee 2: Damn dog, you need to explore other option where you are now in your career.

HR: We are losing a lot of employees in that department, might be the Joe Effect

by therealjohnlocke May 24, 2022


Jumpin Joe Mad

spastic athiest comes off hinges after hours of debating xians.

Evi went Jumpin Joe Mad after trying to get a reasonable answer about female masturbation and sin.

by Kill your god November 16, 2010